religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

myrealnameisterrence:

😍 

myrealnameisterrence and bellusterra
¿Por qué me afecta tanto algo que ya sabía?
(via cmtg-booksmusic)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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I crave holding you so tight and for so long it’ll feel like we’re sharing one heart.
(via crgasmic)
theambitiouswoman:

harcules:

Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.

love yourself first. 

theambitiouswoman:

harcules:

Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.

love yourself first. 

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

sriou:

x

moonstoners:

tear my panties apart not my heart