im funnier online where I can’t stutter
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.
love yourself first.
What are some cool sex positions
standing at the ATM handin me all ur money
There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.
tear my panties apart not my heart